Onions? Yeah, delicious, love ‘em!
Here’s an old old Onion piece. Here at UChicago, we have top-drawer research going on all the time… so, it’s really a no-brainer that The Onion, the world’s foremost power in journalism, turns to us in times of need.
(Looking for our campus baby-Onion? The Shady Dealer has all the campus ‘news’ that’s fit to print).